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A must read for grandparents.....

Posted: 08 Apr 2014, 12:18
by Filonian
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old cricket players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?'

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'

The little boy nodded 'yes'.

'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an lbw is given, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a p*llock, d*ckhead or ar*ehole. Do you understand all that? '

The little boy nodded 'yes' again.

He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play too, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach "a pr*ck or w*nker" is it?'

The little boy shook his head 'NO'.


'GOOD', said the coach . . . 'Now go over there and explain all that to your grandad.





Graham

Re: A must read for grandparents.....

Posted: 08 Apr 2014, 13:35
by Airspeed
:lol: :lol:
As if we would! :-O

Re: A must read for grandparents.....

Posted: 08 Apr 2014, 16:20
by Tomliner
:rofl: :rofl: Good one Graham :thumbsup: EricT

Re: A must read for grandparents.....

Posted: 08 Apr 2014, 18:27
by Anders Samuelsson
So funny!!!

Re: A must read for grandparents.....

Posted: 08 Apr 2014, 22:53
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Loved it!

Nigel²