Yorkshire chat up lines.....
Posted: 22 Apr 2014, 10:05
1. Does tha fart? Cos tha blows me away!
2.Is tha mam n dad retarded? Cos tha's special!
3. Me luv for thee is like sh*ts. I just can't hold it in!
4. Is there a mirror in tha knickers? Cos I can see mesen in 'em!
5. Tha body reminds me of a spanner. Every time I think of thee me nuts tighten up!
6. Tha might not be t' best lookin bird in 'ere, but beauty is just a light switch away!
Graham
2.Is tha mam n dad retarded? Cos tha's special!
3. Me luv for thee is like sh*ts. I just can't hold it in!
4. Is there a mirror in tha knickers? Cos I can see mesen in 'em!
5. Tha body reminds me of a spanner. Every time I think of thee me nuts tighten up!
6. Tha might not be t' best lookin bird in 'ere, but beauty is just a light switch away!
Graham
