Classic British Flight Sim

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Distinction between Guts and Balls

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words:
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being
Met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, Are
You still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
Smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and
Slapping your wife on the @rse and having the Balls to say,
You're next, Fatso.

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in instant death.

EricT

A subtle difference, but the end result certainly is not subtle!

Nigel²

Graham

I NEARLY read it out to SWMBO, but didn't have the guts OR balls to do so!

PS There was a CEO of a domestic violence help organisation talking on TV the other night. She said that until we all agree that sexist jokes and attitudes are unacceptable, DV will continue.
I'm all for stopping DV, but stopping sexist jokes? They'll have to find another way!

We're already not allowed to be racist, homophobic or colour prejudiced; the only stuff that's left is religion and the old sex war.