Classic British Flight Sim

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,

'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hae ony books on suicide?'

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,
'Buggeroff, ye'll no bring it back!'
EricT

ATB
DaveB

Graham

Classic!

Brian

Hard to argue with that!

Nigel²

Probably not but think of the over-dues? Many a librarian would give their eye teeth for a customer like that!