Classic British Flight Sim

My new neighbour.
She's single... and lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised
when she walked across the street in the rain and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looked at me, and said, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have sex all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you look after my dog?"


It’s no fun being old!!!

EricT

Your right there Eric!

It hit me last week in the local supermarket, the wife and i got to the boot of our car and as i was about to unload the trolly a young couple parked next to us about to drive off when the young lady called out" do you want a hand to put those bags in the boot!"

I said thanks we are fine, after they drove off i said to Val " bloody hell we must look old! Ruined my day

Roger.