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Unusual Adoption

Posted: 22 Jul 2014, 05:36
by Tomliner



A Couple from a circus go to an adoption agency, but social workers are doubtful about their accommodation.
So they produce photos of their 15 metre long caravan, the back half of which is a beautifully equipped nursery.
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that would be provided.
"We've employed an Oxford don who'll teach the child all the subjects along with Mandarin and ICT skills".
There are then doubts expressed about the child’s healthy upbringing.
"Our full time nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet", they reply.
So the social workers are finally satisfied, and ask what age of child they were looking for
"It doesn't really matter", they say, "so long as he fits in the cannon

:) EricT

Re: Unusual Adoption

Posted: 22 Jul 2014, 06:23
by FlyTexas
:lol: :lol:

Brian

Re: Unusual Adoption

Posted: 22 Jul 2014, 08:35
by Harry Basset
So it's all about finding a person of the right calibre?

Re: Unusual Adoption

Posted: 22 Jul 2014, 11:47
by Airspeed
Two jokes for the price of one :lol: :lol:
:welldone: Eric :welldone: Harry

Re: Unusual Adoption

Posted: 22 Jul 2014, 12:05
by dodger
:lol: :lol: Eric,

Very good Harry,

Roger.

Re: Unusual Adoption

Posted: 23 Jul 2014, 00:15
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks Eric and Harry!

Nigel²