Classic British Flight Sim

A thoughtful Scottish Husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his way down to the local pub,

He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, ‘ Heather - put your hat and coat on, lassie.’

She replied, 'Awe Jock that's nice - are you taking me tae the pub with you? '

'Nay,’ Jock replied
‘I'm turning the heat off while I'm oot'.
EricT

Caring with a capital "NOT"

Loved it!

Brian

Cheek! we're not all like that, honest

Quite agree Gordon...

Too much sterotyping here..in reality not all Scotsmen would tell her to put her coat on

True,

Mind you, I've been known to take the second dunk of a teabag in my mug of tea when visitors are in so we don't go through to many in one sitting
(No, I take the second dunk, I give the first one the Mrs, cos she can tell when the mug has dunk no. 1 or no. 2 in it )

I trust you dry them oot between visits Gordon...