Classic British Flight Sim

This is quite predictable......and funny!

I would guess that wives say this more often than their husband's do......

I Love You, Sweetheart


A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"

Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.

The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."

The women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received, in response.

Here are some of the replies:
1. Who the hell is this?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's up with you??
4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean?
6. What did you do now?
7. You're kidding, right ?
8. Don't beat about the bush; just tell me how much you need?
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day. (my favorite)
12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she???



Graham

The usual suspects.

Nigel²

This is completely true:
Believe it or not, Mrs Airspeed and I exchange those comments multiple times 7 days a week.
You knew there was something odd about me didn't you?

EDIT, except that we don't finish it with "Sweetheart"

I like this from the film Oliver,

Nancy: Bill, you do love me, don't ya?

Bill Sikes: Of course I do; I live with ya, don't I?

Cheers,

Roger.