True friendship.

[GHD]

*This guy brings his best mate home, unannounced, for
dinner at 6:30pm, after work.*



*His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open
mouthed and listens to the tirade...*



*"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a
f****** mess, the dishes aren't done.*



*Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas and I can't
be bothered with cooking tonight!*



*Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid
idiot?"*



*"Because he's thinking of getting married."*

[nigelb]

That should do the trick.

Nigel²

[Filonian]

Graham

[FlyTexas]

True story.

Brian