True friendship.
Posted: 02 Nov 2014, 19:36
*This guy brings his best mate home, unannounced, for
dinner at 6:30pm, after work.*
*His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open
mouthed and listens to the tirade...*
*"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a
f****** mess, the dishes aren't done.*
*Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas and I can't
be bothered with cooking tonight!*
*Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid
idiot?"*
*"Because he's thinking of getting married."*
dinner at 6:30pm, after work.*
*His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open
mouthed and listens to the tirade...*
*"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a
f****** mess, the dishes aren't done.*
*Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas and I can't
be bothered with cooking tonight!*
*Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid
idiot?"*
*"Because he's thinking of getting married."*
