Page 1 of 1

Who Gives A Damn?.....

Posted: 18 Nov 2014, 23:41
by Tomliner
....
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
When you are over sixty-five who gives a damn?
***********
I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
When you are over sixty-five who gives a damn?
:dunno: EricT

Re: Who Gives A Damn?.....

Posted: 19 Nov 2014, 01:09
by FlyTexas
:lol: :lol: Something to look forward to. :agree:

Brian

Re: Who Gives A Damn?.....

Posted: 19 Nov 2014, 10:41
by dodger
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Well Brian i'm over sixty-five, i will have to try that guessing, on second thoughts perhaps not :lol:

Aside, hope you are keeping ok Eric, greetings from a wet wet Devon, although yesterday [Tues] was the best day for weeks, lovely sunshine!!

Roger.