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Little Johnnie Gets Warned

Posted: 22 Dec 2014, 09:50
by Tomliner
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be f****d if he needed glasses".

:) Merry Christmas All.EricT

Re: Little Johnnie Gets Warned

Posted: 22 Dec 2014, 10:15
by dodger
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Roger.

Re: Little Johnnie Gets Warned

Posted: 22 Dec 2014, 12:01
by Airspeed
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Johnnie was right - it was great!
Yes, Happy Christmas Eric and everyone else. 0:) :agree:

Re: Little Johnnie Gets Warned

Posted: 22 Dec 2014, 14:45
by FlyTexas
:rofl: Loved it. :thumbsup:

Brian

Re: Little Johnnie Gets Warned

Posted: 22 Dec 2014, 16:14
by Garry Russell
Brilliant :rofl: :rofl:

Re: Little Johnnie Gets Warned

Posted: 22 Dec 2014, 21:28
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Little Johnnie manages to akways bring a laugh, rather like Paddy and Mick.

Nigel²

Re: Little Johnnie Gets Warned

Posted: 23 Dec 2014, 07:56
by Dev One
Not forgetting Murphy of course :lol: :lol: :lol:
Keith

Re: Little Johnnie Gets Warned

Posted: 23 Dec 2014, 20:48
by ChrisHunt
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Even SWMBO sniggered. A bit.

Re: Little Johnnie Gets Warned

Posted: 24 Dec 2014, 09:00
by adysmith
Could have worn contact lenses :lol: