Classic British Flight Sim

A son asked his mother the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies: "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."


The son thanks his mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:


"Son, all household appliances come in white."

Keith

Bet you daren't tell that one in mixed company!EricT

Another punchline I wasn't expecting

ATB
DaveB

..element of truth again

Ouch!

No, a lot worse than "ouch" will occur if you tell this to the wrong party.

Nigel²

I feel a power failure coming on.

Graham

The only appropriate response to that one is:-

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the sink!

adysmith wrote:The only appropriate response to that one is:-

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the sink!

I thought it was because nothing grows in the shade. I guess either response will probably have the same affect on a woman.

Brian