The Glasgow brothel
Posted: 26 Jan 2015, 16:35
The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties.
"May I help you sir?" she asked.
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is our most expensive lady. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No, I must see Valerie," he replied.
Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged £5000 a visit. Without hesitation, he pulled out five thousand pounds and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
Next night the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie said that never before had anyone come back the next night; she was so expensive. There were no discounts; the price was still £5000.
At once the man gave Valerie the money and they went upstairs. After an hour he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded, but he paid Valerie and they again went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie said, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The man replied, " Edinburgh.""Really," she said. "I have family in Edinburgh .."
"I know." he said. "Your sister died, and I'm her solicitor. I was instructed to deliver your £15,000 inheritance in person.”
The moral of the story:
Three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
Keith
"May I help you sir?" she asked.
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is our most expensive lady. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No, I must see Valerie," he replied.
Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged £5000 a visit. Without hesitation, he pulled out five thousand pounds and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
Next night the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie said that never before had anyone come back the next night; she was so expensive. There were no discounts; the price was still £5000.
At once the man gave Valerie the money and they went upstairs. After an hour he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded, but he paid Valerie and they again went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie said, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The man replied, " Edinburgh.""Really," she said. "I have family in Edinburgh .."
"I know." he said. "Your sister died, and I'm her solicitor. I was instructed to deliver your £15,000 inheritance in person.”
The moral of the story:
Three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
Keith
