Job application
Posted: 24 Feb 2015, 20:47
Gynecologist's Assistant Wanted
A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown San Francisco, and saw
a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and
asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies
ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear,
lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving
foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for
the gynecologist's examination.
The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Twin Falls, Idaho."
"Good grief . . . Is that where the job is?"
"No sir . . . that's
where the end of the line is right now."
A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown San Francisco, and saw
a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and
asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies
ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear,
lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving
foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for
the gynecologist's examination.
The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Twin Falls, Idaho."
"Good grief . . . Is that where the job is?"
"No sir . . . that's
where the end of the line is right now."
