Classic British Flight Sim

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in..

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all......right there and then.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken"
EricT
An oldie but goodie.

An oldie but goodie. Still made me

On my wish list.....a broken egg timer.....
Keith

Oldie by always a good one

I think in my case they'd be hard boiled

Garry Russell wrote:

I think in my case they'd be hard boiled

Bragging again, are we ??

When I hard boil eggs for use cold, I heat them to a boil and then cover them with a lid and leave them off the heat for 12 minutes. No, I am not bragging because if you don't follow those directions you get soft .....eggs, that is.

Nigel²