Giggles
Posted: 03 Mar 2015, 12:07
What's got no teeth and smells?
The gearbox in the wife's car.
I was walking down the street the other day and I saw these two blind blokes squaring up to fight. I shouted "My money's on the one with the knife."
You should have seen how fast they both ran off.
I phoned the local council, and asked what precautions they had taken against a Dalek invasion.
They told me steps had been put in place.
I joined the Tourettes society yesterday.
It only took a minute to be sworn in!
A stunning 25 year old girl offered to have sex with me this morning if I agreed to promote a cleaning product on this website.
Obviously I declined her offer immediately as I have very strong morals and will power as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner which now comes scented with Lemon, Lavender or Vanilla.
Brian
The gearbox in the wife's car.
I was walking down the street the other day and I saw these two blind blokes squaring up to fight. I shouted "My money's on the one with the knife."
You should have seen how fast they both ran off.
I phoned the local council, and asked what precautions they had taken against a Dalek invasion.
They told me steps had been put in place.
I joined the Tourettes society yesterday.
It only took a minute to be sworn in!
A stunning 25 year old girl offered to have sex with me this morning if I agreed to promote a cleaning product on this website.
Obviously I declined her offer immediately as I have very strong morals and will power as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner which now comes scented with Lemon, Lavender or Vanilla.
Brian
you cheeky lad!