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University researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 5 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a re-organization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.

I expect to see Prof Brian Cox on tv soon to explain this further. EricT

Paul

very good,

Roger.

Very timel and topical.



Graham

Seems that all governments are identical, (except for North Korea of course).

Yep, I think that young Brian could make a 30 minute episode on that.

Ah yes, UK elections next week then it will all be over. Meanwhile the Colonies have another year and a half of election nonsense to contend with.

Nigel².