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Jewish Humour

Posted: 19 May 2015, 09:22
by Tomliner

A clearly inebriated, stark naked woman jumped into
a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.



The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his
eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt
to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong
with you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a naked
woman before?"

The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you
sumsing, lady I vasn't staring at you like you
tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."

The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if
you're not staring at my boobs or ass, sweetie, what
are you doing then?"

He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell, M'am,
I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking
to myself,'Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping
de money to pay for dis ride?
:) EricT

Re: Jewish Humour

Posted: 19 May 2015, 09:30
by Airspeed
:lol: :lol: :lol: :-O

Re: Jewish Humour

Posted: 19 May 2015, 09:31
by DaveB
:lol: :lol:

I guessed the punchline I'm afraid but it was funny nontheless :lol: Love the accent. I can imagine Mel Brookes as the cabbie :lol:

ATB
DaveB B)smk

Re: Jewish Humour

Posted: 19 May 2015, 10:41
by Tomliner
s :lol: Love the accent. I can imagine Mel Brookes as the cabbie :lol:

ATB
DaveB
Or maybe Jacky Mason perhaps? :) EricT

Re: Jewish Humour

Posted: 19 May 2015, 12:36
by DaveB
Yes indeed.. he'd be equally funny :lol:

ATB
DaveB B)smk

Re: Jewish Humour

Posted: 24 May 2015, 01:21
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yes, good job on the accent!

Nigel²