A young boy became lost in a shopping mall
He found a security guard and told him tearfully
" I lost my grandpa"
"What's he called?" the guard asked
" Grandpa" answered the boy
"What's he like? asked the guard
After a few seconds thought he answered
" Malt whisky and women with big t*ts"
Beware of your grandsons.Wonder if it was little Johnny? EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
EricT
