Husbands & Wives
Posted: 22 Jun 2015, 13:22
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has
helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied – “My husband’s
cheque book !!”
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A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a
book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?
Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.
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Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv.
What’s the secret ?
Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask
her.
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A man in Hell asked the Devil : Can I make a call to my Wife ?
After making the call he asked how much he had to pay.
Devil :
Nothing. Hell to hell is Free.
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Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day !
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Husband to wife – Today is a fine day.
Next day he says : Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last week, you have
been saying “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave
you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind you……"
Keith
helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied – “My husband’s
cheque book !!”
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A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a
book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?
Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.
----------------------------------------------------------
Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv.
What’s the secret ?
Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask
her.
-----------------------------------------------------------
A man in Hell asked the Devil : Can I make a call to my Wife ?
After making the call he asked how much he had to pay.
Devil :
Nothing. Hell to hell is Free.
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Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day !
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Husband to wife – Today is a fine day.
Next day he says : Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last week, you have
been saying “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave
you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind you……"
Keith
