I don't think this one has been seen, but you will surely tell me......
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A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments.
"My arms have got so weak, I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; can't even see my coffee."
"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you," said one elderly lady!
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said one more, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed someone else.
"I forget where I am and where I'm going," said another one.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," mourned an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your blessings," said a woman cheerfully.... "Thank goodness we can all still drive."
Seniors coffee morning
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Re: Seniors coffee morning
I didn't expect that It's funny 'cause it's true (in the words of Homer Simpson)
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Re: Seniors coffee morning
Good one, Sando!
Sounds like some of those coffee drinkers have never heard or seen it, so you're safe!
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Re: Seniors coffee morning
Good one, don't remember seeing that before!
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