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Do you know why your bum doesn't fall off when you're in the shower?



Just arse skin.

That was never a question I'd have thought of posing!!!
Keith

Mike, do you think that maybe you have a little too much time on your hands just now? EricT

Airspeed wrote:Do you know why your bum doesn't fall off when you're in the shower?



Just arse skin.

Mike, your belly button holds it on, so unless you unscrew that...................



Graham

Filonian wrote: Mike, your belly button holds it on, so unless you unscrew that...................

Graham

Always what I was taught

Kevin

preposterous

Just don't pull the ejector lever while showering!

Nigel²

Nobody has yet got to the bottom of Mike's question.

Nigel.

Dad, can I remove my bottom?

Don't be silly son. I doesn't come off.

Well I just heard the man next door telling mum he's going to screw the @rse off her when you go to work.

grumpyoldb wrote:Dad, can I remove my bottom?

Don't be silly son. I doesn't come off.

Well I just heard the man next door telling mum he's going to screw the @rse off her when you go to work.

OK Grumpy - another question just for you.......

Prompted by Nigel's helicopter experience;


What's soft and hairy, gets licked often and is happening as I write and you read?
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