Classic British Flight Sim

Three bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.
After the autopsy, the coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
The Coroner tells the Inspector:

'First body: an Italian, age 60, died of heart failure while with his mistress.
Hence the enormous smile.'

'Second body: Scotsman, age 25, won 10 thousand Euros on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey,
died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.'

The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'

'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one.
Danny Earl, Newfie, age 30, struck by lightning'.

'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the
Inspector.

Says the coroner.... 'Thought he was having his
picture taken'.



Anyone for a selfie?
Keith

Good one Keith .However I suspect the Scotsman would have binged himself on whisky rather than whiskey. EricT

It was an Irish morgue...........
Keith

It was an Irish morgue...........
Keith

Ah yes Keith but being a Scot he would have brought his own whisky with him because it would've been cheaper than paying in Euros. EricT

Dev One wrote:It was an Irish morgue...........
Keith

1, You wouldn't find a Newfie in Ireland....they would feel uncomfortable around sophisticated people!!.
2, They are always smiling because they are always drunk!!...on rum "Screech", not whiskey.

Misspelling of Newfie....thought it said Newry!
Keith

Newry and Mourne District Council

Is that because they were in a morgue?

Probably in mourning!
Keith