Classic British Flight Sim

Two Irish friends leave the pub. One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to
walk all the way home.'


'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.'


'We could steal a bus from the depot.' replies his mate.


They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look-out.


After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are you doing? Have ye not
found one yet?'


'I can't find a No. 91'

'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye t'ick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout.'



Keith

... btw.. why is it when we get older our ears get bigger, but we hear less...

Possibly because it fills up the lug 'oles?
Keith

I had not heard that one - brilliant!

Nigel²

Top shelf there, Keith!

This was a regular one from the Cornish conedian Jethro.His featured his character Denzil Pemburthy and friend trying to get home after a night on the town in Cornwall. EricT

airboatr wrote:


... btw.. why is it when we get older our ears get bigger, but we hear less...

It's like getting "long in the tooth"....The ears aren't getting bigger, the head's shrinking, I think.

Classic!

Brian