Classic British Flight Sim

Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris , he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.

As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.

Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which Murphy could not understand), so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down.

He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.

After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.

Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.


To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was a furniture dealer EricT. Can't recall posting this one before.

Tomliner wrote:. Can't recall posting this one before.

Yes, you have Eric - http://www.cbfsim.co.uk/cbfs_bb/viewtop ... 3&p=294185 - but don't worry, it still made me laugh even though I knew what was coming.
Pete

You know what's wrong with our memories, Eric?
"You can't get the wood, you know!"
(You must remember that.)

Oops sorry gents.I receive lots of jokes and when I see many of those posted here I know that I've already seen it but don't always check whether I'd posted it earlier or not.Never mind,some are worth another look. EricT

Tomliner wrote:Never mind,some are worth another look. EricT

They are, indeed, Eric. Keep posting 'em!
Pete

Tomliner wrote:Oops sorry gents.I receive lots of jokes and when I see many of those posted here I know that I've already seen it but don't always check whether I'd posted it earlier or not.Never mind,some are worth another look. EricT

I didn't see it first time round, so thanks for posting.