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Know the feeling - well almost!

Posted: 11 Nov 2015, 21:02
by Dev One
An old man goes into the Chemist ( Pharmacie or Drug store for other that UK readers) to buy some Viagra,
" Can I have 6 tablets, cut into quarters please?"
" Yes I can cut them for you" said the Pharmacist,"But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection"
" I an 96" said the old man,
" I don't want a full erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't p**s on my slippers"


Keith :help:

Re: Know the feeling - well almost!

Posted: 11 Nov 2015, 22:27
by Molyned
Well .yes Keith - agreed but I don't wear slippers .... :doh: :$
Cheers :cheers:
Dave M(oly)

Re: Know the feeling - well almost!

Posted: 12 Nov 2015, 10:22
by Airspeed
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Know the feeling - well almost!

Posted: 12 Nov 2015, 16:08
by Dev One
Molyned wrote:Well .yes Keith - agreed but I don't wear slippers .... :doh: :$
Cheers :cheers:
Dave M(oly)
With Wellingtons then?

Keith

Re: Know the feeling - well almost!

Posted: 13 Nov 2015, 09:55
by Filonian
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




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