Question - are there too many immigrants in Britain ? 17% said yes; 11%
said No; 72% said "I am not understanding the question please."
Prince Harry says he doesn't want the usual fruit cake at his
wedding. Prince Philip says he doesn't give a toss, he's still going.
100 people from Liverpool were asked today if they thought Britain
should change its currency. 98% said no, they were happy with the Giro.
Paddy bursts into the Benefits office. I've been ringing 08001730 for 2
bloody days.
Why don't you answer the bloody phone?
Girl replies, those are our opening times. EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
EricT
