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Insurance for sex

Posted: 08 Jan 2016, 19:50
by Dev One
YOU CAN NOW GET INSURANCE FOR SEX IN THE UK:

SO MAKE SURE YOU GET THE CORRECT INSURANCE FOR THE SEX YOU ARE HAVING.



PLEASE FIND A LIST OF COMPANIES BELOW CATERING FOR MOST TASTES:-



SEX WITH YOUR WIFE - LEGAL & GENERAL.

SEX ON THE TELEPHONE - DIRECT LINE

SEX WITH YOUR PARTNER - STANDARD LIFE

SEX WITH SOMEONE DIFFERENT - GO COMPARE

SEX WITH A LADY OF GENEROUS PROPORTIONS - MORE THAN

SEX ON THE BACK SEAT OF A CAR - SHEILA'S WHEELS

SEX WITH A PROSTITUTE - COMMERCIAL UNION

SEX WITH YOUR MAID - EMPLOYER'S LIABILITY

SEX WITH AN OAP - SAGA

SEX RESULTING IN PREGNANCY - GENERAL ACCIDENT



AND FINALLY

SEX WITH A TRANSVESTITE - CONFUSED .COM !


Don't tell the wife........

Keith :hide:

Re: Insurance for sex

Posted: 08 Jan 2016, 20:18
by Filonian
:doh: :-#


Graham

Re: Insurance for sex

Posted: 08 Jan 2016, 21:06
by Paul K
:lol: :lol:

I wont ask about Churchill or Liverpool Victoria.

Re: Insurance for sex

Posted: 08 Jan 2016, 21:22
by FlyTexas
:lol: :lol: When I read the subject line I thought this was going to be a joke about bartering. :$

Brian

Re: Insurance for sex

Posted: 09 Jan 2016, 12:02
by Airspeed
Well, Brian, when I read the topic, I thought it was going to be a joke too, but it's real!

Re: Insurance for sex

Posted: 09 Jan 2016, 13:57
by 511Flyer
Sex with the wife? Legal certainly, but general?

:poke:

Re: Insurance for sex

Posted: 09 Jan 2016, 20:11
by Chris558
Sex with women all over the UK - Nationwide

Sex whilst taking precautions - Prudential

Sex in a haystack (with a stranger) - NFU Mutual