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Dev One
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Lady dentist

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A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.

She pulls out a large syringe to give him an anaesthesia shot.

‘No way. No needles! I hate needles’ the man exclaims.

So she starts to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, & the man says ‘I can’t do the gas thing either.
Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!’

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objections to taking a pill.

‘No’ he says, ‘I’m fine with pills.’

So the lady dentist gives him two little blue pills & he swallows them.

‘What are those?’ he asks.

‘Viagra.’ She calmly replies.

‘I’ll be damned,’ said the man, ‘I didn’t know Viagra works as a pain killer.’


‘It doesn’t,’ says the wise lady, but it’ll give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!’


Keith :-O

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ouch!

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol:

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