Lady dentist
Posted: 25 Jan 2016, 21:01
A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.
She pulls out a large syringe to give him an anaesthesia shot.
‘No way. No needles! I hate needles’ the man exclaims.
So she starts to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, & the man says ‘I can’t do the gas thing either.
Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!’
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objections to taking a pill.
‘No’ he says, ‘I’m fine with pills.’
So the lady dentist gives him two little blue pills & he swallows them.
‘What are those?’ he asks.
‘Viagra.’ She calmly replies.
‘I’ll be damned,’ said the man, ‘I didn’t know Viagra works as a pain killer.’
‘It doesn’t,’ says the wise lady, but it’ll give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!’
Keith
She pulls out a large syringe to give him an anaesthesia shot.
‘No way. No needles! I hate needles’ the man exclaims.
So she starts to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, & the man says ‘I can’t do the gas thing either.
Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!’
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objections to taking a pill.
‘No’ he says, ‘I’m fine with pills.’
So the lady dentist gives him two little blue pills & he swallows them.
‘What are those?’ he asks.
‘Viagra.’ She calmly replies.
‘I’ll be damned,’ said the man, ‘I didn’t know Viagra works as a pain killer.’
‘It doesn’t,’ says the wise lady, but it’ll give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!’
Keith
