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Food freak!

Posted: 27 Jan 2016, 10:24
by Airspeed
A customer came into our wholefoods collective, requesting coconut oil.
I said: "Lady, I won't even ask why you want to lubricate a coconut, but you are in danger of having your membership cancelled."

Re: Food freak!

Posted: 27 Jan 2016, 23:36
by airboatr
:lol:
Mike, I have a half eaten sammich if you'd like it, I cut in half so, no teeth marks...
It's right up your alley,, Ham & Cheese! .. >> :) <<

Re: Food freak!

Posted: 28 Jan 2016, 11:28
by Airspeed
Mmmmm, love cheese!
Poor little piggy :(( :'(
Better make that express delivery, Joe, don't want it stale. :lol:

Re: Food freak!

Posted: 28 Jan 2016, 12:34
by Paul K
Hmmm...wholefoods collective, eh ? Sounds a bit Bolshevik to me. I shall have you followed and watched, Mike.

Re: Food freak!

Posted: 28 Jan 2016, 14:07
by robbie
Wholefoods collective?..is that like a co-op Mike?, if so could you handle a shipment of seal flippers for me?, we can only manage so many flipper pies on this island!!.

http://newfoundland.ws/Newfoundland_Rec ... lipper_Pie

....it would make a nice change from eating lamb all year!!!

Robbie.

Re: Food freak!

Posted: 28 Jan 2016, 15:15
by Tomliner
You make an interesting point Mike. It makes you wonder why anyone should want to oil a baby, a cod's liver an olive and many other assorted things.I can however understand why a castor should be oiled.They can eventually dry out and start to squeak. *-) :wasntme: EricT

Re: Food freak!

Posted: 28 Jan 2016, 18:28
by airboatr
Airspeed wrote: Better make that express delivery, Joe

:worried: Sorry, I woke up about 0330 , feeling a bit hungry, I et it. :hide:

But I thought of you, if that makes you feel better. :wasntme:

Re: Food freak!

Posted: 29 Jan 2016, 03:23
by Airspeed
Lordy, lordy, you can tell that it's a slow news week when there's more than one reply to an Airspeed post. :lol: :lol:

Yes Robbie, except that not many actually bring stuff in to sell, they're members to get the bulk prices.
I've heard of shark fin soup, but....Flipper pies! :-O There's something to tell folks!
I hope you don't cut the flippers off and throw the rest back like they do with sharks :rant: :rant: :rant:

Joe, hope you didn't have nightmares after that! :worried:

I like your line of thinking there, Eric. ;)

Re: Food freak!

Posted: 29 Jan 2016, 07:45
by Dev One
Tomliner wrote:I can however understand why a castor should be oiled. *-) :wasntme: EricT
What would his brother say to that I wonder, or a Beaver* ?


* Castor = Beaver in French

Keith :hide:

Re: Food freak!

Posted: 29 Jan 2016, 10:49
by Tomliner
Please, no comments re lubricating beavers! I'm sure Keith was just trying to educate us. :agree: EricT