50 Years Married

[Tomliner]

​After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa-bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. So I said to my wife "it seems to me that you're not holding up your side of
things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great?

They really know how to solve an old guy's problems! EricT

[Airspeed]

btw, our 45th later this year, if I live that long.
True conversation this week:
SWMBO: I think it's starting to rain.
ME: It is, I felt some on my face, you don't have any washing on the hoist, do you?
SWMBO: No, but the pond is very low.

[I thought I must have skipped a few pages, but no, it was all in real time.]

[Tomliner]

Mike that sounds like the sort of exchange spoken in an ident check by two secret agents in old spy films! EricT

[airboatr]

That's very endearing, Mike.. truly.

ERIC!
Next time you think you are so smart. Remember,.. She'll remind you, she's smarter.

[Airspeed]

EDIT: make that 47 years.
The mistake was made by an idiot.