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50 Years Married

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​After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa-bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. So I said to my wife "it seems to me that you're not holding up your side of
things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great?

They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!
:) EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!

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Re: 50 Years Married

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:lol: :lol: :lol:



btw, our 45th later this year, if I live that long. :worried:
True conversation this week:
SWMBO: I think it's starting to rain.
ME: It is, I felt some on my face, you don't have any washing on the hoist, do you?
SWMBO: No, but the pond is very low.
:dunno:
[I thought I must have skipped a few pages, but no, it was all in real time.]

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Mike that sounds like the sort of exchange spoken in an ident check by two secret agents in old spy films! :agree: EricT
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That's very endearing, Mike.. :) truly.

ERIC! :lol:
Next time you think you are so smart. Remember,.. She'll remind you, she's smarter. ;)

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Re: 50 Years Married

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EDIT: make that 47 years.
The mistake was made by an idiot. :$

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