Smart Old'uns
Posted: 22 Mar 2016, 13:09
A middle-aged frumpy couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the
salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy,
busty blonde.
"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the £75,000
asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you close the deal for £65, 000
to the lovely young lady there. You told us there could be no discount on
this model."
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her,
how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave them
the keys.
"There you go Dad," she said. "I told you I could get the tosser to reduce
the price! "
EricT
