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The Coach

Posted: 14 Oct 2016, 13:32
by Tomliner
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside And asked,
"Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "
Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"
Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.
The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not a dumb ass decision or that the coach is a sh*thead, is it?"
"No, coach."
"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother...
:) EricT

Re: The Coach

Posted: 15 Oct 2016, 00:08
by airboatr
Bad granny. :|

:lol:

Re: The Coach

Posted: 15 Oct 2016, 00:14
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Some truth in that when parents/grandparents get involved.

Nigel²

Re: The Coach

Posted: 15 Oct 2016, 04:19
by Airspeed
:lol: :lol:
airboatr wrote:Bad granny. :|

:lol:
Changed your mind about little old ladies, have you, Joe? :lol:

Re: The Coach

Posted: 15 Oct 2016, 05:19
by airboatr
:S for crying out loud :doh:

Re: The Coach

Posted: 15 Oct 2016, 08:11
by Airspeed
Confused? but you said this:


Re: Just a thought...

Postby airboatr » 12 Oct 2016, 23:23
Indeed..

Wouldn't have her phone number would ya?

0:) :wasntme:


:agree: :lol:

Re: The Coach

Posted: 15 Oct 2016, 15:29
by Filonian
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Graham

Re: The Coach

Posted: 16 Oct 2016, 00:49
by airboatr
Dev One wrote:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a nice little older lady,

Keith
He said older.. Which would mean a chic born after july 1962'.
But not after july 61... :worried:

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.. Thank you and good day to you...

Oh oh ..Btw .. Am i getting a piccy of the nodule on yer noggin...
Or must I edit the portrait i did of you... Image

Re: The Coach

Posted: 16 Oct 2016, 03:51
by Airspeed
You'll have to draw it on, Joe.
The bump is where my brain once was, and nobody's getting a photo of that. :stupid: HEY! who took that shot?