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Murphy's Hat

Posted: 20 Nov 2016, 15:05
by Tomliner
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down
when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the
priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya
decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"

Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I
misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that
McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every
Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and
figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to
leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's
hat. What changed your mind?"

Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the Ten
Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after
all."

With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said;
"After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would
rather do without your hat than burn in Hell?"

Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat."
:wasntme: EricT

Re: Murphy's Hat

Posted: 20 Nov 2016, 15:07
by Dev One
That reminds me....... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Keith :hide:

Re: Murphy's Hat

Posted: 20 Nov 2016, 16:16
by Nigel H-J
Oh Dear! :doh: :lol: :lol:

Re: Murphy's Hat

Posted: 20 Nov 2016, 21:55
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nigel²

Re: Murphy's Hat

Posted: 21 Nov 2016, 01:46
by Airspeed
:lol: :lol: :lol:
A new use for religion!

Re: Murphy's Hat

Posted: 21 Nov 2016, 10:40
by Filonian
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Graham

Re: Murphy's Hat

Posted: 21 Nov 2016, 13:12
by Archer
Reminds me a lot of this one:
There was the story of a young Irish vicar riding his bicycle down the path between towns where he would meet an elderly priest from another parish, and they would discuss matters daily, until one day the old priest noticed the vicar walking instead of riding and asked him "What happened to your bicycle?"
The vicar explained that the bike was stolen.
"Well, then", the old priest said, "Next Sunday, do a sermon about the ten commandments and preach heavily on THOU SHALL NOT STEAL. Then you will surely get your bike back". The vicar agreed and went off.
The next week, The two met again and this time the vicar was again riding his bicycle. "See what I meant!" the Old Priest said. "The power of the Word. The Ten Commandments, and Thou Shall not steal!"
The vicar responded, "Well, not exactly, Father. I was preaching about the Ten Commandments, and I was all ready to preach heavy on 'Thou Shall Not Steal', but when I got to 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, all of a sudden I remembered where me bike was!"
Still funny though! :thumbsup: