Virgin Wedding
Posted: 15 Dec 2016, 13:12
Olaf Svensen, out in his pasture in northern Queensland, took a
lightning-quick kick from a prize bull..right in his crotch.
Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said:
"How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiancé,
Olga, is still a Virgin -- in every vay."
The doctor told him, "Olaf I'll have to put your Villy in a splint to
let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it on there as
long as you can." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little
4-sided splint, and taped it all together...quite an impressive work of art.
Olaf mentioned none of this to Olga, married her, and they went on their
honeymoon to Cairns . That night in the Motel 6, Olga ripped open her
blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts.
She said: "Olaf...you're the first vun. No vun has EVER seen deez.
Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied: "Look at dis Olga
..... Still in DA CRATE."
lightning-quick kick from a prize bull..right in his crotch.
Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said:
"How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiancé,
Olga, is still a Virgin -- in every vay."
The doctor told him, "Olaf I'll have to put your Villy in a splint to
let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it on there as
long as you can." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little
4-sided splint, and taped it all together...quite an impressive work of art.
Olaf mentioned none of this to Olga, married her, and they went on their
honeymoon to Cairns . That night in the Motel 6, Olga ripped open her
blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts.
She said: "Olaf...you're the first vun. No vun has EVER seen deez.
Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied: "Look at dis Olga
..... Still in DA CRATE."
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Cannot believe that I found it funny in those days as the one I watched was bl**dy awful, even the catch-phrase of 'Vee haf vays ov making you laff' seemed terrible. 
Now I vill vait for zee firing squad!