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Sensitive Lover?

Posted: 14 Jan 2017, 12:17
by Tomliner

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her
around his apartment she notices that one wall of his bedroom is
completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are
three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears
running all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a
large collection of Teddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his
sensitive side. but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle
of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself
thinking, 'Oh my! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be
the future father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips and he responds
warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically
lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip
off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well,
how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her, And gently strokes her cheek, looks
deeply into her eyes, and says: 'Help yourself to any prize from the
middle shelf.'
:) EricT

Re: Sensitive Lover?

Posted: 14 Jan 2017, 12:43
by Airspeed
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Re: Sensitive Lover?

Posted: 14 Jan 2017, 12:45
by Nigel H-J
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ohhh! Now that gotta hurt.

Regards
Nigel.

Re: Sensitive Lover?

Posted: 14 Jan 2017, 13:01
by Paul K
:lol: :lol: I'm sitting in the Grand Arcade in Cambridge, and people just looked at me when I read that. :$

Re: Sensitive Lover?

Posted: 14 Jan 2017, 13:58
by Filonian
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Graham

Re: Sensitive Lover?

Posted: 14 Jan 2017, 15:41
by Dev One
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Kewpi doll? (not sure if the spelling is correct)
Keith

Re: Sensitive Lover?

Posted: 15 Jan 2017, 01:50
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You have to wonder what would qualify as top shelf!

Nigel²