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Why I'm Not A Doctor

Posted: 01 Apr 2017, 14:07
by Tomliner

When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School .
One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters "PNEIS" into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.



Those who answered "spine" are doctors today.


The rest of us are sending jokes by email
:) EricT

Re: Why I'm Not A Doctor

Posted: 01 Apr 2017, 15:00
by Bridon Bear
When I went for a full medical, the usual Doctor was away instead I had a very attractive Student nurse I guess in her late 20's....she took hold of my 'Gentlemans' bits' and said "Say 99"....so I duly complied saying "One....Two....Three....Four.... :)

Re: Why I'm Not A Doctor

Posted: 01 Apr 2017, 15:01
by FlyTexas
:lol: :lol:

Brian

Re: Why I'm Not A Doctor

Posted: 01 Apr 2017, 15:08
by Nigel H-J
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Why I'm Not A Doctor

Posted: 02 Apr 2017, 00:26
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nigel²

Re: Why I'm Not A Doctor

Posted: 02 Apr 2017, 03:17
by Airspeed
Very good! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Why I'm Not A Doctor

Posted: 02 Apr 2017, 10:16
by 511Flyer
How far have you got with the counting?

8)

Re: Why I'm Not A Doctor

Posted: 02 Apr 2017, 11:29
by Bridon Bear
I only got as far as 56 then I lost count and had to start all over again.!!!.... :lol: