Classic British Flight Sim

The Admiral was visiting one of his ships.

When having tea he noticed that every biscuit had the ships insignia embossed on it. He is impressed and calls the cook to ask him how he does this.

Cook: “When rolling the biscuits I slap each one onto my belt buckle before putting them in the oven”.

Admiral: “That’s pretty unhygienic”.

Cook: “In that case Sir, I’d suggest you skip the doughnuts”.


Graham

It's the way he tells 'em
ATB
DaveB

Brian

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2a My wife looks similar; two legs, two arms, one head,
2b Now, where's that screwdriver?

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2a My wife looks similar; two legs, two arms, one head,
2b Now, where's that screwdriver?

After a comment like that Mike, I hope are not good as I've heard only the good die young.

Although you may be in pain for a week or two.

Graham

The joke and the replies!

Nigel²

I dread to think what he uses to coat and fill the profiteroles! EricT