Two tigers were walking in single file through the jungle.
Suddenly, the tiger at the back began licking the butt of the tiger in front.
“Will you cut that out,” said the first tiger.
The second tiger apologised and they continued walking.
Five minutes later, the second tiger again started to lick the butt of the first tiger.
“Will you stop doing that?” Snarled the first tiger.
The second tiger aplogised again and they continued on their way.
Five minutes later, the second tiger again licked the first tigers' butt.
“What is it with you?” Hissed the first tiger, turning angrily and baring his claws.
“I’m really sorry,” said the second tiger. “I didn’t mean to upset you.
But earlier today I ate a banker and I’m trying to get the taste out of my mouth.”
Graham
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Cheers, Mike.
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Not the reply I was expecting
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