Smart Seniors!
Posted: 11 Jul 2017, 10:26
A couple, both well into their seventies, go to the sex therapist's office.
The therapist says, "What can I do for you."
The man says, "We want you to watch us having sexual intercourse."
The therapist raises both eyebrows, but is so amazed that an elderly couple want sex advice, that he agrees.
When the couple have finished, the therapist says to them, "There is absolutely nothing wrong with the way that you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck and charges them £50.00
The next week however, the couple return and ask the therapist to watch again.
The therapist is rather puzzled, but agrees.
This goes on for several weeks - the couple make an appointment, have intercourse without any problem, pay the therapist and then leave.
Finally, the therapist says, "Pardon me, but I have to ask, what exactly are you trying to find out?"
The man replies,"We are not trying to find out anything, but she is married, so we can't go to her house' I'm married, so we can't go to my house.
Travelodge charges £93.00, The Hilton charges £193.00, we get in here for £50.00 and I claim £43.00 back from BUPA
EricT
The therapist says, "What can I do for you."
The man says, "We want you to watch us having sexual intercourse."
The therapist raises both eyebrows, but is so amazed that an elderly couple want sex advice, that he agrees.
When the couple have finished, the therapist says to them, "There is absolutely nothing wrong with the way that you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck and charges them £50.00
The next week however, the couple return and ask the therapist to watch again.
The therapist is rather puzzled, but agrees.
This goes on for several weeks - the couple make an appointment, have intercourse without any problem, pay the therapist and then leave.
Finally, the therapist says, "Pardon me, but I have to ask, what exactly are you trying to find out?"
The man replies,"We are not trying to find out anything, but she is married, so we can't go to her house' I'm married, so we can't go to my house.
Travelodge charges £93.00, The Hilton charges £193.00, we get in here for £50.00 and I claim £43.00 back from BUPA
EricT
