Classic British Flight Sim

Here’s an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland, UK :

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT

2.. FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP

4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG,
LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY
IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS
ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.


Well done... Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.

EricT
What about washing hands? Could contaminate golf clubs otherwise!

Love it, AND your additional comment!

Graham

Brilliant! Reminded me of a sign above a urinal in a Washington DC nightclub spotted in my younger days - "Flush twice - Baltimore needs the water."

Nigel²

I wonder what the instructions are for a twosome?

Brian