Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street.
He asked her name.
Polo,I am the one with the hole she said with a Wispa.
I am Marathon, the one with the Nuts he replied.
He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers.
He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
But 3 days later his sherbert dib -dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he has got bloody Allsorts.
Roger.
Sweets
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Like it.....
Keith
Keith
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OMG!!! That was utterly Brilliant, had me in stitches.
Regards
Nigel.
Regards
Nigel.
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.
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very good, but no mention of her Curly Wurlys EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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Curly Wurlys...
Brian
Brian
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I probably won't think of Snickers, Creme Eggs and Flap Jacks in quite the same way from now on.
Nigel²