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Don't Read This Mike

Posted: 23 Dec 2017, 23:05
by Tomliner
A very nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with Scotty Greer, who is an average golfer and who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback and he has no experience with women. They meet and she is very happy with him; she feels that they are perfect for each other.
Eventually they end up getting married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the evening. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room is piled in one corner.
"What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman" he says, "But if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
:) EricT Merry Christmas to you all

Re: Don't Read This Mike

Posted: 23 Dec 2017, 23:24
by Tako_Kichi
Hmmm...is that where the phrase 'Having a jump' comes from?
:lol:

Re: Don't Read This Mike

Posted: 23 Dec 2017, 23:31
by Paul K
:lol: :lol: Well it does get a bit lonely in the Outback.

Re: Don't Read This Mike

Posted: 24 Dec 2017, 02:04
by Airspeed
:-O

Re: Don't Read This Mike

Posted: 24 Dec 2017, 10:31
by simondix
If she got pregnant would the child be a baby boomer?

Re: Don't Read This Mike

Posted: 24 Dec 2017, 13:19
by Nigel H-J
Hmmm...is that where the phrase 'Having a jump' comes from?
:lol:
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Re: Don't Read This Mike

Posted: 24 Dec 2017, 16:36
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I guess Scotty never heard "Tie me Kangaroo Down, Sport."
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Nigel²

Re: Don't Read This Mike

Posted: 24 Dec 2017, 18:28
by Paul K
nigelb wrote:
24 Dec 2017, 16:36
I guess Scotty never heard "Tie me Kangaroo Down, Sport."
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Nigel²



Tie it down ? I think that's the Australian version of "50 Shades of Grey kangaroo".

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Re: Don't Read This Mike

Posted: 24 Dec 2017, 20:41
by Vancouver
Them's just wabbits on steroids.