American Independence Day

[nigelb]

Yes, the Colonists celebrate their minor insurrection on the 4th. As an expat, I always celebrate the 5th. The 5th? Riddance Day!



Nigel²

[FlyTexas]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy0q2lAggHI

Brian

[airboatr]

Yes, the Colonists celebrate their minor insurrection on the 4th. As an expat, I always celebrate the 5th. The 5th? Riddance Day!



Nigel²

Yeah but Our good riddance day is before your good riddance day.

So there

[Airspeed]

Mr Glasper dodges the question by quoting somebody else.

[blanston12]

So which Joe am I?

I did not know either, I figured they were referring to 'Joe who responds first'.

[simondix]

Independence?? I thought they were still one of our colonies. Best send a gunboat over there! EricT

We haven't got any due to cuts.

[Paul K]

So which Joe am I?

Well, all I will say is shame on you for doing Curly out off a job.

[emfrat]

O dear! Independence Day...and for years I've been creating a fragrant curry to mark India pungence Day

[Airspeed]

Well, there have been some funny replies to this "simple" question!
I like the curry joke.
It's as though people realised it was a trap.

It's like saying: Three men walked into a bar."
And then a listener asks: "What was the name of the pub?" "What street was it in?" "Do they do counter meals?"
....by then, you've forgotten what the joke was.

[airboatr]

Mr Glasper dodges the question by quoting somebody else.

Hear ye hear ye hear ye
At the risk of being redundantly redundant, America's declaration of
Independace from England was declared on
July 4th 1776.



Yankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on a pony,
Stuck a feather in his cap
And called it macaroni'.

Chorus:
Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.