The Hunter
Posted: 01 Nov 2018, 02:18
A man of 88 visits his doctor for a yearly check-up.
The doctor asks how he feels.
The man says: "I feel great, my girlfriend is 18, pregnant and expecting my baby, not bad ...."
The doctor thinks and responds: "Let me tell you a story.
I know a hunter who never passed a day in his life in which he didn't go out for a shoot.
But one day he mistakenly put his umbrella over his shoulder instead of his gun.
Walking through the woods suddenly a bear stood in front of him.
He grabbed the umbrella, aimed and ...... BANG ! the bear dropped dead on the ground."
The old man started laughing, that's impossible, there must have been another hunter behind him who shot the bear.
The doctor looked at the man seriously and said: "That is exactly what I meant."
Brian
The doctor asks how he feels.
The man says: "I feel great, my girlfriend is 18, pregnant and expecting my baby, not bad ...."
The doctor thinks and responds: "Let me tell you a story.
I know a hunter who never passed a day in his life in which he didn't go out for a shoot.
But one day he mistakenly put his umbrella over his shoulder instead of his gun.
Walking through the woods suddenly a bear stood in front of him.
He grabbed the umbrella, aimed and ...... BANG ! the bear dropped dead on the ground."
The old man started laughing, that's impossible, there must have been another hunter behind him who shot the bear.
The doctor looked at the man seriously and said: "That is exactly what I meant."
Brian
