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Posted: 22 Jan 2019, 13:50
Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had
come.
He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby.
She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said.
'Hey, Murph! You just had you a son!
'Ain't dat grand!!'
Murphy got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said,
'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!'
He then delivered a little girl.
'Hey, Murph! You got you a daughter! She is a pretty lil ting, too.'
Murphy got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said,
'Hold on, we ain't got done yet!'
The doctor then delivered another boy and said,
'Murph, you just had yourself another boy!'
Murphy said to the doctor,
'Doc, what caused all of dem babies?'
The doctor replied 'You never know Murph, it was probably something
that
happened during conception.'
Murphy said 'Ah yeah, during conception.'
When Murph and his wife went home with their three children, he sat
down
with his wife and said,'Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of
Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil.'
She said, 'Yeah, I remember dat night...'
'I'll tell you, .....it's a freaking' good ting we didn't use WD-40
Keith
come.
He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby.
She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said.
'Hey, Murph! You just had you a son!
'Ain't dat grand!!'
Murphy got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said,
'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!'
He then delivered a little girl.
'Hey, Murph! You got you a daughter! She is a pretty lil ting, too.'
Murphy got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said,
'Hold on, we ain't got done yet!'
The doctor then delivered another boy and said,
'Murph, you just had yourself another boy!'
Murphy said to the doctor,
'Doc, what caused all of dem babies?'
The doctor replied 'You never know Murph, it was probably something
that
happened during conception.'
Murphy said 'Ah yeah, during conception.'
When Murph and his wife went home with their three children, he sat
down
with his wife and said,'Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of
Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil.'
She said, 'Yeah, I remember dat night...'
'I'll tell you, .....it's a freaking' good ting we didn't use WD-40
Keith
Good old Murphy.