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Marriage Guidance

Posted: 16 Feb 2019, 12:27
by Tomliner
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing
every problem they had ever had in all the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,
feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs …
she endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist
got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he
embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched
with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife
needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays … but I
play golf on Fridays.”
:) EricT

Re: Marriage Guidance

Posted: 16 Feb 2019, 13:06
by Dev One
Oooh what a good idea, can I send mine? :hide:
Keith

Re: Marriage Guidance

Posted: 16 Feb 2019, 14:27
by Paul K
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Marriage Guidance

Posted: 16 Feb 2019, 14:57
by Nigel H-J
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Marriage Guidance

Posted: 16 Feb 2019, 23:22
by nigelb
Dev One wrote:
16 Feb 2019, 13:06
Oooh what a good idea, can I send mine? :hide:
Keith
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You must enjoy skating on thin ice!

Nigel²

Re: Marriage Guidance

Posted: 17 Feb 2019, 02:38
by Airspeed
Eric--- :lol: :lol: :lol:
nigelb wrote:
16 Feb 2019, 23:22
Dev One wrote:
16 Feb 2019, 13:06
Oooh what a good idea, can I send mine? :hide:
Keith
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You must enjoy skating on thin ice!

Nigel²
He's deranged, Nige, suffering from the 'flu! :agree:

Re: Marriage Guidance

Posted: 17 Feb 2019, 10:29
by FlyTexas
Airspeed wrote:
17 Feb 2019, 02:38
Eric--- :lol: :lol: :lol:
nigelb wrote:
16 Feb 2019, 23:22
Dev One wrote:
16 Feb 2019, 13:06
Oooh what a good idea, can I send mine? :hide:
Keith
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You must enjoy skating on thin ice!

Nigel²
He's deranged, Nige, suffering from the 'flu! :agree:
:lol: :lol:

Brian

Re: Marriage Guidance

Posted: 17 Feb 2019, 19:42
by Dev One
Just feeling devilish }:-)

Keith

P.S. Now feeling a lot better, but still not full strength after the Flu. Whole of France coded red with almost everyone affected!
K