Classic British Flight Sim

I have modernised kitchen etiquette.
When the cats follow me and call for another feed, instead of just saying "Wait a minute,"
I've started saying "Your call is important to us, and one of our friendly feeders will be with you shortly"
I'm pretty sure that they WILL learn to appreciate the new system.

Brian

Another internationally widespread "system." Your call is so important to us, we will put you on hold while we play the most obnoxious background music for minutes on end in the hope you will give up and hang up!

Nigel²